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12 Types of Females

1. Ms. Gold-Digger
Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other ni99as jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you
have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you
for child support.
c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the
next day.




2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she
catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up
catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong
for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a
replacement.



3. Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything.
She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.

Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can
handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say fuck you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or
goals.


4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to
match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you
about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her
personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every
nigga is gonna try to get her.


5. Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football
and track.


6. Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She
will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out
of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out
of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into fights with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you
or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary
is minimal.


7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.

Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
B. She said she's never done - she said she's never
tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin'
lie.


8. Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might
not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.

Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you
every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and
then kick your ass


9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So
everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your
ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows
everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may
just be that chick on the side.
e. Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.


10. Ms. I have a Man

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems
with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway
for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat
your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets
pissed off at her real man.

11. Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and
SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait
to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and
that makes you want to get her first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend
somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that.
(Unbearable)


12. MRS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful
and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing,
determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just
like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota
yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally,
Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a
man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams
are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you
straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your
best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her
without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the
BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest
ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your
problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But
she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's
your woman.

Disadvantage
a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life
but got too consumed with all the other types that you
let her go

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~Shak | kingofheartsworldwide@live.com

Nice description. I think I fall under Ms. right category. ahahah. LOL

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Wow what a great knowledge about girls dear...
I like your way of thinking...

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